Missouri was one of the hottest, strangest, most challenging state that we’d come to deal with. I had never heard about the Ozark mountains before we hit MO and just recently having come out of the Appalachians I wasn’t the most excited to deal with more mountains. The Ozarks turned out to be one of the most beautiful and funnest (this should be a word) places we’d gone to.
We left Chester and entered MO and the first thing I saw was huge fireworks retailers. All of these places shroomed up right after the state line. These first couple days on MO also turned out to be some of the hottest so far. I also ended up getting a bunch of flats towards the beginning.
Changing flats - not as fun as it sounds
The first day in MO had us go into Farmingtown, where we got to stay at a sweet bike hostel that looked like an apartment as well as go to a waterpark in town which turned out to be a big hit – we lounged in the lazy river for hours, sometime clogging the flow of people with all of us linking our tubes together along the river.
The day after we made our way to Eminence. On the route we ended up spending some time in the Current river. After that day we got into another river and ended up climbing this cliff and jumping into the water from like 30 feet above – you can see people jumping off in Episode 5.
A few of us had to deal with random and weird MO people: some kid threw fruit punch at one of us, changed BUSMS signs around on us, and even had a disgruntled logging trucker chase a touring friend of ours while yelling and waving around an axe – you can’t make this kinda stuff up.
Aside from the strange people, we got to see a lot of pretty rolling hillsides and mountains in the Ozark mountain range. The route leaders had been saying that by that point, after having gone through VA, we would be ready for the Ozarks. They turned out to be much more challenging than I imagined. There were lots of rolling hills and steep climbs that we had to get through. This also meant there were some nice downhills – I think it was at this point that people in the group hit highs over 50mph. I don’t go too crazy on the downhills so I’m sure I was nowhere near that.
Another nice thing that came out of MO was one of the most delicious breakfasts I’ve had in my entire life. I forgot what it was called, but I’ll always remember it.
BEHOLD. Delicious french toast goodness:
This guy had two slices of french toast with cream cheese stuffed in between. The bread was covered in eggs and corn flakes and fried to artery clogging perfection. This was topped off with whip cream, strawberries, and a side of sausage. This is the kinda stuff we eat on this trip – so horrible for the average person but delicious to us calorie burning, biking machines.
Well, that’s it for MO. Kansas coming up next!